Welcome to the 2010 MTV VMAs Iceanvil.com recap, folks! We're jumping right into it since that's how they chose to start the award shows this year:
Apparently Eminem wasn't allowed to actually enter the building until he performed at least one verse of his song, since he starts his super cereal performance in a fake backstage set that opens up and allows him to enter the deck of the Star Trek Enterprise. What's that? Oh, you're right. There's not enough lens flare for that to the Enterprise deck, so I guess that's the stage design we're going with this year. Luckily Eminem has decided to treat this stage's roof like his daughter and raise it. So much better than treating it like your blow up doll and popping it. Rihanna is here tonight wearing what can only be described as the worst anime cosplay wig, looking a bit like what would happen if manga threw up on Hot Topic. They continue Eminem's performance with "I Like The Way You Lie," which is totally not about Chris Brown beating Rihanna. Nope... Not at all. All things considered it was a decent opening but nothing really that set the stage on fire, despite them trying to make it appear that way. Of course, I'm only one reviewer. Victoria Justice appears to disagree with me in the audience.
Chelsea Handler sets the tone for her entire hosting gig tonight with a skit featuring every guy in the building slapping her fat, AARP member ass. Sexism is funny! She is bombarded with an apparently sober Lindsey Lohan who slaps her around and tells her to do the VMAs tonight sober because no one wants to work with a drunk. Great, there goes about 40% of Chelsea's comedy. It's going to be all midgets all night now.
Our first "Chelsea Handler trying too hard" moment of the night is already here as she comes out to Lady Gaga's dancers doing Bad Romance wearing a house on her head. Someone's Barbie dolls are going to be pissed. She then proceeds to release a dove from beneath her skirt... that then flies straight down and lands on a much more attractive woman's knee. They kind of stand there dumbfounded waiting for the dove to do something interesting. Let's let that dove host instead!
She manages to get two words into her first sentence and is bleeped when asking Lady Gaga how she wears all that shit on her head. She then points out that she's the first female host since 1994, which I believe was Rosanne Barr. She quickly makes an outdated Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears joke and jumps right into asking the crowd to get naked. She then points out that she was able to sneak weapons into the theater because security didn't care to check her, because she's white. She then calls Beyonce and Lady Gaga "leotarded." So we have outdated unfunny joke, racist joke, and retard joke all in quick succession!
She then introduces the Jersey Shore cast, which the audience cheers. Chelsea gets her one good joke out by telling the audience to shut up and stop cheering them, since they are the reason MTV doesn't play videos anymore. Chelsea is definitely high on crack tonight as she doesn't stop to breathe and jumps right into Mel Gibson jokes and Justin Bieber looks like a Lesbian jokes. Her entire monologue was written by random drunk facebook wall posts from Rolling Stone's fan page. She ends her triumphant monologue of mediocrity by bringing a self defense target out to punch to demonstrate how to stop someone from Kanye West'ing you tonight.
Ellen is here to not be a host on American Idol anymore and give out the award for Best Female Video! The nominees are Beyonce for Videophone, Ke$ha for Tik-Tok, Katy Perry for California Gurls, Lady Gaga for Bad Romance, and Taylor Swift for Fifteen. Oh no, Taylor might win the first award again this year... Someone hold Kanye back.
Psyche! Tonight is the annual MTV Lady Gaga Awards, as she has now officially won all three of the awards given out so far, including Best Dance Video and Best Collaboration given out during the pre-show. The theme of her dress tonight is Montezuma's Revenge. Lady Gaga gives us a speech where she doesn't thank god but she thanks the gays. Somewhere out there Fox News is exploding as we watch this.
Tonight's commercial break death match will be MTV Reality Shows vs. Microsoft Kinect and Halo: Reach. We start his battle off right with MTV Reality Shows being the first commercial out with a World of Jenks spot. It's officially 1-0! For the record, VH-1 reality shows do not count, Bret Michaels: Life As I Know it.
The cast of Jackass 3D are here to embarrass us all... in 3D! We cut to a clip of them doing what Jackasses do, hitting Bam Margeria in the face with a giant hand as if he isn't already one step closer to the edge. They are here for Best Rock Video, nominees including MGMT, Flo + the Machine, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, and Paramore's Ignorance. I pledge my allegiance with the band with the singer who flashed her tits. Our first letdown of the night as 30 Seconds To Mars wins despite the fact that MTV barely played the video they were nominated for. MTV responds to cutting to the director's van instead of Jared Leto's mic. They give you their usual "This is the fans award" speech as Leto is not going to show an ounce of charisma or fun tonight.
Kim Kardashian is here to claim to be a pedophile for Justin Bieber, who she has to stay 51 feet away from at all times. They call her a fashion icon as the term fashion icon loses all meaning. You guys will forgive me if I just tune out for the next 4 minutes, won't you? Here's the recap you'd miss: girls scream, Usher looks creepy next to Bieber, more girls screaming, even more girls screaming, screaming girls, and finally girls shrieking for a change of pace.
MTV is not messing around when it comes to confusing it's audience with the real importance of tonight as we start the second commercial break with the second MTV reality show commercial, this time for the Buried Life. That brings the cage match to 2-to-0. Since that commercial was followed by the Morning After pill, I'm wondering if maybe picking video games as their competition was a big mistake.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Preshow
Ladies and gentlemens, summer is almost done and MTV has a whole suite of new Reality Shows to debut. That can only mean one thing: it's Video Music Awards time! Has it truly been a year already since the 2009 Hate Kanye West For Being The Terrible Person He Is-athon? My how time flies when the collective hive mind of the internet has a single pop culture target to hate.
Before we get to the show, time to lay down the annual ground rules of the annual IceAnvil.com VMA recapping: I will be updating the upcoming "2010 Video Music Awards" post and this preshow post every commercial break updating you on what trivial and probably embarrassing for Viacom thing happens so you don't have to watch it yourself. I will also be updating my twitter feed every half hour or so with the major happenings in case you want a cliff's notes version of the night.
Much like the past two years, we're going to be having a commercial cage match throughout the night, counting what advertiser or TV show truly has its hand in MTV's back pocket and will lead teenagers throughout the next year to Media Nirvana. This year our competition will be between MTV Reality Shows (Especially Jersey Shore and the shows destined for quick burial/cancellation like the World of Jenks) vs. Microsoft's Halo: Reach. You might say this is an unfair competition, but I'm sure Microsoft wants to reach out to that every popular male demographic tonight. Perhaps if it becomes a landslide, I'll let Microsoft Kinect run in and join up as a tag team.
So what's on tap for tonight? Well, here in the pre-show we most likely have a tedious hour of Sway's hat to deal with. We also have a performance from Nicky Minaj which I'm sure will include a wig of some sort and a lot of funny muppet voices in her flow. Perhaps she'll take a cue from Lady Gaga last year and just show up with a muppet on her arm. Let's all cross our fingers and hope for Same the Eagle!
The main show's outlook is a bit more grim. We have a first time host this year in Chelsea Handler, a "comedian" known for barely being able to tell her own jokes without ruining the punchline by laughing at her own "wit." She has been steadily driving away viewers from her Chelsea Lately show all summer by putting on the bare minimum of effort since she dumped/was dumped by her former boyfriend, the head of Comcast who gave her the show in the first place. So this must be Viacom's gift for a shitty job done even shittier. Since 99.9% of Chelsea's "schtick" involves midgets and "I'm such a whore" jokes, I'd wager that 99.9% of what she says tonight will be censored and not at all funny.
The VMA Pre-Show has begun! And we start off by letting everyone know exactly what matters in the world of music today: the Jersey Shore and one dude watching another dude get lucky while eating a sandwich! We just rolled over to 8 PM EST here and we've already have our first technical glitch of the Pre-Show (first of many!) as Sway tosses over to a preview of the next Jersey Shore and MTV decides to ejaculate all over downtown LA instead.
We cut to a really awkward MTV News opening that I don't think Sway anticipated along with MTV News British reporter. He lets us know that tonight's VMAs are all about collaborations, a theme they could have started conveying a bit earlier than just this second. Instead we received commercial after commercial featuring weird 40s newsreels or parodies of the videos nominated or bad Chelsea Handler humor.
British Newscaster lets us know that MTV has to start the VMAs off in style, ignoring that Sway said the same thing when he brought out the Jersey Shore guys. He brings out New Jersey's own Drake, who proceeds to ramble a bit until British guy starts harping on Nicky Minaj's backside. This wakes Drake up for the first time tonight! Just when Drake's mind is finally in the game, British newscaster shrugs him off and forces him to stay behind with the fans on the red carpet.
We are being thrown around like cracked up Zsu Zsu pets tonight, as we bounce over to MTV's cheap Perez Hilton stand-in who is with Paramore. He brings up what we're all thinking: that Hayley Williams doing a rap record with B.o.B. (which they'll be performing later) she is just one step away from a full Gwen Stefani. Hayley, to her credit, laughs it off but you can see the glint of truth in her eyes as she says she's working with Harijuku Girls and Pharell.
MTV's viewers apparently picked Suchin Park's outfit for tonight and they picked an Arabian rug. She interviews B.o.B. or someone who won't talk about anything but how good Suchin looks. Yellow fever is running wild on the VMAs tonight. We cut to MTV's first twitter-jockey, who tries way too hard to force MTV's viewers to promote the show for free on Twitter. Hey, wannabe comedians and asshats, use the hashtag #IfBieberMetGaga to make all your MTV approved statutory rape jokes you can.
We cut back to Sway on this apparently never ending pre-show as he talks with Katy Perry, who is the first to mention that's she's wearing a figure skating outfit instead of a dress. She inconveniently recommends mixing free alcohol with cold medicine on Viacom's dime while harping on how sick she just happens to be tonight. She hasn't even seen Nicky Minaj's performance yet! Sway cuts her off to cut to the most important thing tonight: that Jersey Shore preview! Thank god MTV is there to let us know exactly what's driving popular music today.
Even though I added my two cents and contributed to the problem, it warms my heart that "Uncle Nino" is trending right now on Twitter but "IfBieberMetGaga" isn't.
More technical difficulties as Jay Sean's entrance/free advertising for the Honda CRZ is screwed up by the director not giving him any kind of clue on to when to leave his vehicle. He meets up with British Newscaster who continues his trend of ignoring all celebrities and musicians tonight as he wants to hit on hired female extras. As god is his witness, he's losing his virginity tonight! We continue the theme of all VJs only asking their guests about Nicky Minaj as well. Did you know she's performing on the preshow?
We are not even 20 minutes into this pre-show and we are now cutting to another interview/plug for the Jersey Shore as Shuchin has Snookie here. This might be the first time Shuchin has EVER towered over anyone, as she appears to be 2 feet taller than the Jersey Shore pickle troll. Shuchin calls Snookie a fashion icon and can barely read the teleprompter without laughing.
First award of the night: Dance Video of the Year! The nominees mean absolutely nothing as this award instantly goes to Lady Gaga for Bad Romance.
Second award of the night all in your eyeballs: Collaboration of the Year! The nominees are once again meaningless as this award instantly goes to Lady Gaga and Beyonce for Telephone.
They've spent 10 minutes advertising the Jersey Shore for every award given out tonight so far. Even in Video Music Awards we're paying retail prices here.
We're back from commercial with 30 Seconds To Mars, nominated for 4 awards tonight for their Kings & Queens video which, while definitely decent, MTV played maybe only once or twice all year. They re-create the video by showing up with a bunch of people on bikes and Jared Leto continues his streak of pre-show interviews where he barely shows interest in the process as British Newscaster only wants to talk about which girls Jared wants to bang. Jared Leto, consummate professional, actually tells him to shut the fuck up and notice that they have 20-25 hired extras behind them having a pillow fight happening RIGHT NOW, which is slightly more important than Jared wanting to bone Snookie.
Once again proving what tonight is about, MTV reality shows, we go back to Perez Hilton-lite who is with MTV's Jenks, who has a show where he goes around living other people's lives for a period of time. This show is totally original and I'm pretty sure it only took him about 30 days to think of this concept.
Usher is here with his creepily underage heterosexual life-mate, the Biebs! What if Bieber Told Usher No indeed. Since they are being interviewed by Sway, he pretends to know about and care about their music in lieu of tonight's theme of only harping on which female artist we all secretly masturbate to.
Oh my god, guys. Nicky Minaj is here to perform as a background character from the Jetsons with Will.I.Am and she's lip syncing it old skool tonight! They perform their song where they sample the Buggles "Video Kills The Radio Star" with almost no knowledge of the unintentional irony of performing a song with that sample on a show that's been used to promote the Jersey Shore exclusively tonight. Will joins her onstage dressed up like what the Back to the Future people thought people would look like in the year 2015 and we have a weird effect where he's rapping/singing off-key over his back-up track that was auto-tuned. It's like getting gang banged in the ears by the Black Eyed Peas! The performance really starts picking up when Minaj gives up any pretense of pretending to perform live and just starts shaking her ass into the camera. If this is any indication of what kind of night we have ahead of ourselves, British Newscaster might never ever be able to wear tight jeans again. As if saying his name 3 times causes him to appear, here is British Newscaster who glosses over the night's upcoming performances to go back to hitting on models. Someone mail this guy one enveloped blow job stat.
Now we are interrupting MTV promoting itself so MTV can promote itself so more. Perez Hilton-lite is here with the Jackass crew to advertise Jackass 3D, coming out in October and ruining the concept of 3D as innovative around the same time. They make some jokes about discharging semen and doing stunts with Bieber before they get cut off so we can see footage of the Jersey Shore gang watching a sneak preview of the movie. I wonder if the people who are employees of Viacom will like this Viacom movie! We have literally opened MTV's Pandora's Box of self congratulations and masturbation at this point.
For the record: we are now advertising the Jersey Shore for for 25 minutes for every award given out.
Sway is here with B.o.B. who I apparently confused with someone else earlier. He's only here to stand around angry as Sway introduces us to an exclusive Kanye West video clip. Man, Kanye isn't even here yet and he's already interrupting things. The video lasts about a minute and apparently lets us know that he is the only person who can save angels or Harvey Birdman's Birdgirl from random Michael Bay explosions. Come with Kanye if you want to leave!
We go back to British Newscaster with Ke$ha, who apparently is wearing a bunch of old weaves and hefty bags. British Newscaster doesn't even try to play coy tonight as he points out that she looks like trash... "in a good way" in his own words. She takes it as a compliment since she might be too stoned to care about what some British toadie has to say about her. She arrived in a Delorean which British Newscaster, not at all pretending he knows what he's doing here tonight at this point, asks if she owns. Of course she doesn't, Sir WantsToBangAnythingWithAPulse. This is an MTV award show. You guys pay for the rental of these things. This isn't even your first VMAs, you idiot. For the love of god, during this next commercial break, someone show him to a private bathroom so he can jerk it and go back to being somewhat competent.
We are moments away from the VMAs which brings us Sway's biggest interview of the night: Lady Gaga. She is cosplaying as a Phoenix Pokemon. Sway brings up the fact that she already won the first two awards, to which Gaga actually has to ask which ones since no one but myself is paying attention to this mess. Lady Gaga is actually here for a good cause tonight since she's with discharged soldiers who left due to the Army's Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. Sway cautiously avoids her cause and tosses back to the white carpet for the last time before the real show hits. We're about to have the show open with Eminem and British Newscaster can finally go pay a hooker for a quickie behind the Bieber tent. I will see you during the big show!
Before we get to the show, time to lay down the annual ground rules of the annual IceAnvil.com VMA recapping: I will be updating the upcoming "2010 Video Music Awards" post and this preshow post every commercial break updating you on what trivial and probably embarrassing for Viacom thing happens so you don't have to watch it yourself. I will also be updating my twitter feed every half hour or so with the major happenings in case you want a cliff's notes version of the night.
Much like the past two years, we're going to be having a commercial cage match throughout the night, counting what advertiser or TV show truly has its hand in MTV's back pocket and will lead teenagers throughout the next year to Media Nirvana. This year our competition will be between MTV Reality Shows (Especially Jersey Shore and the shows destined for quick burial/cancellation like the World of Jenks) vs. Microsoft's Halo: Reach. You might say this is an unfair competition, but I'm sure Microsoft wants to reach out to that every popular male demographic tonight. Perhaps if it becomes a landslide, I'll let Microsoft Kinect run in and join up as a tag team.
So what's on tap for tonight? Well, here in the pre-show we most likely have a tedious hour of Sway's hat to deal with. We also have a performance from Nicky Minaj which I'm sure will include a wig of some sort and a lot of funny muppet voices in her flow. Perhaps she'll take a cue from Lady Gaga last year and just show up with a muppet on her arm. Let's all cross our fingers and hope for Same the Eagle!
The main show's outlook is a bit more grim. We have a first time host this year in Chelsea Handler, a "comedian" known for barely being able to tell her own jokes without ruining the punchline by laughing at her own "wit." She has been steadily driving away viewers from her Chelsea Lately show all summer by putting on the bare minimum of effort since she dumped/was dumped by her former boyfriend, the head of Comcast who gave her the show in the first place. So this must be Viacom's gift for a shitty job done even shittier. Since 99.9% of Chelsea's "schtick" involves midgets and "I'm such a whore" jokes, I'd wager that 99.9% of what she says tonight will be censored and not at all funny.
The VMA Pre-Show has begun! And we start off by letting everyone know exactly what matters in the world of music today: the Jersey Shore and one dude watching another dude get lucky while eating a sandwich! We just rolled over to 8 PM EST here and we've already have our first technical glitch of the Pre-Show (first of many!) as Sway tosses over to a preview of the next Jersey Shore and MTV decides to ejaculate all over downtown LA instead.
We cut to a really awkward MTV News opening that I don't think Sway anticipated along with MTV News British reporter. He lets us know that tonight's VMAs are all about collaborations, a theme they could have started conveying a bit earlier than just this second. Instead we received commercial after commercial featuring weird 40s newsreels or parodies of the videos nominated or bad Chelsea Handler humor.
British Newscaster lets us know that MTV has to start the VMAs off in style, ignoring that Sway said the same thing when he brought out the Jersey Shore guys. He brings out New Jersey's own Drake, who proceeds to ramble a bit until British guy starts harping on Nicky Minaj's backside. This wakes Drake up for the first time tonight! Just when Drake's mind is finally in the game, British newscaster shrugs him off and forces him to stay behind with the fans on the red carpet.
We are being thrown around like cracked up Zsu Zsu pets tonight, as we bounce over to MTV's cheap Perez Hilton stand-in who is with Paramore. He brings up what we're all thinking: that Hayley Williams doing a rap record with B.o.B. (which they'll be performing later) she is just one step away from a full Gwen Stefani. Hayley, to her credit, laughs it off but you can see the glint of truth in her eyes as she says she's working with Harijuku Girls and Pharell.
MTV's viewers apparently picked Suchin Park's outfit for tonight and they picked an Arabian rug. She interviews B.o.B. or someone who won't talk about anything but how good Suchin looks. Yellow fever is running wild on the VMAs tonight. We cut to MTV's first twitter-jockey, who tries way too hard to force MTV's viewers to promote the show for free on Twitter. Hey, wannabe comedians and asshats, use the hashtag #IfBieberMetGaga to make all your MTV approved statutory rape jokes you can.
We cut back to Sway on this apparently never ending pre-show as he talks with Katy Perry, who is the first to mention that's she's wearing a figure skating outfit instead of a dress. She inconveniently recommends mixing free alcohol with cold medicine on Viacom's dime while harping on how sick she just happens to be tonight. She hasn't even seen Nicky Minaj's performance yet! Sway cuts her off to cut to the most important thing tonight: that Jersey Shore preview! Thank god MTV is there to let us know exactly what's driving popular music today.
Even though I added my two cents and contributed to the problem, it warms my heart that "Uncle Nino" is trending right now on Twitter but "IfBieberMetGaga" isn't.
More technical difficulties as Jay Sean's entrance/free advertising for the Honda CRZ is screwed up by the director not giving him any kind of clue on to when to leave his vehicle. He meets up with British Newscaster who continues his trend of ignoring all celebrities and musicians tonight as he wants to hit on hired female extras. As god is his witness, he's losing his virginity tonight! We continue the theme of all VJs only asking their guests about Nicky Minaj as well. Did you know she's performing on the preshow?
We are not even 20 minutes into this pre-show and we are now cutting to another interview/plug for the Jersey Shore as Shuchin has Snookie here. This might be the first time Shuchin has EVER towered over anyone, as she appears to be 2 feet taller than the Jersey Shore pickle troll. Shuchin calls Snookie a fashion icon and can barely read the teleprompter without laughing.
First award of the night: Dance Video of the Year! The nominees mean absolutely nothing as this award instantly goes to Lady Gaga for Bad Romance.
Second award of the night all in your eyeballs: Collaboration of the Year! The nominees are once again meaningless as this award instantly goes to Lady Gaga and Beyonce for Telephone.
They've spent 10 minutes advertising the Jersey Shore for every award given out tonight so far. Even in Video Music Awards we're paying retail prices here.
We're back from commercial with 30 Seconds To Mars, nominated for 4 awards tonight for their Kings & Queens video which, while definitely decent, MTV played maybe only once or twice all year. They re-create the video by showing up with a bunch of people on bikes and Jared Leto continues his streak of pre-show interviews where he barely shows interest in the process as British Newscaster only wants to talk about which girls Jared wants to bang. Jared Leto, consummate professional, actually tells him to shut the fuck up and notice that they have 20-25 hired extras behind them having a pillow fight happening RIGHT NOW, which is slightly more important than Jared wanting to bone Snookie.
Once again proving what tonight is about, MTV reality shows, we go back to Perez Hilton-lite who is with MTV's Jenks, who has a show where he goes around living other people's lives for a period of time. This show is totally original and I'm pretty sure it only took him about 30 days to think of this concept.
Usher is here with his creepily underage heterosexual life-mate, the Biebs! What if Bieber Told Usher No indeed. Since they are being interviewed by Sway, he pretends to know about and care about their music in lieu of tonight's theme of only harping on which female artist we all secretly masturbate to.
Oh my god, guys. Nicky Minaj is here to perform as a background character from the Jetsons with Will.I.Am and she's lip syncing it old skool tonight! They perform their song where they sample the Buggles "Video Kills The Radio Star" with almost no knowledge of the unintentional irony of performing a song with that sample on a show that's been used to promote the Jersey Shore exclusively tonight. Will joins her onstage dressed up like what the Back to the Future people thought people would look like in the year 2015 and we have a weird effect where he's rapping/singing off-key over his back-up track that was auto-tuned. It's like getting gang banged in the ears by the Black Eyed Peas! The performance really starts picking up when Minaj gives up any pretense of pretending to perform live and just starts shaking her ass into the camera. If this is any indication of what kind of night we have ahead of ourselves, British Newscaster might never ever be able to wear tight jeans again. As if saying his name 3 times causes him to appear, here is British Newscaster who glosses over the night's upcoming performances to go back to hitting on models. Someone mail this guy one enveloped blow job stat.
Now we are interrupting MTV promoting itself so MTV can promote itself so more. Perez Hilton-lite is here with the Jackass crew to advertise Jackass 3D, coming out in October and ruining the concept of 3D as innovative around the same time. They make some jokes about discharging semen and doing stunts with Bieber before they get cut off so we can see footage of the Jersey Shore gang watching a sneak preview of the movie. I wonder if the people who are employees of Viacom will like this Viacom movie! We have literally opened MTV's Pandora's Box of self congratulations and masturbation at this point.
For the record: we are now advertising the Jersey Shore for for 25 minutes for every award given out.
Sway is here with B.o.B. who I apparently confused with someone else earlier. He's only here to stand around angry as Sway introduces us to an exclusive Kanye West video clip. Man, Kanye isn't even here yet and he's already interrupting things. The video lasts about a minute and apparently lets us know that he is the only person who can save angels or Harvey Birdman's Birdgirl from random Michael Bay explosions. Come with Kanye if you want to leave!
We go back to British Newscaster with Ke$ha, who apparently is wearing a bunch of old weaves and hefty bags. British Newscaster doesn't even try to play coy tonight as he points out that she looks like trash... "in a good way" in his own words. She takes it as a compliment since she might be too stoned to care about what some British toadie has to say about her. She arrived in a Delorean which British Newscaster, not at all pretending he knows what he's doing here tonight at this point, asks if she owns. Of course she doesn't, Sir WantsToBangAnythingWithAPulse. This is an MTV award show. You guys pay for the rental of these things. This isn't even your first VMAs, you idiot. For the love of god, during this next commercial break, someone show him to a private bathroom so he can jerk it and go back to being somewhat competent.
We are moments away from the VMAs which brings us Sway's biggest interview of the night: Lady Gaga. She is cosplaying as a Phoenix Pokemon. Sway brings up the fact that she already won the first two awards, to which Gaga actually has to ask which ones since no one but myself is paying attention to this mess. Lady Gaga is actually here for a good cause tonight since she's with discharged soldiers who left due to the Army's Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. Sway cautiously avoids her cause and tosses back to the white carpet for the last time before the real show hits. We're about to have the show open with Eminem and British Newscaster can finally go pay a hooker for a quickie behind the Bieber tent. I will see you during the big show!
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